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Boardies 

1) Bitches that don't have any feelings for real people.
2) Usually teenagers 11-18.
3) Possibly stalkers.
4) People who have no respect for others.
5) Kids who have enough time to waste on the boards all day long and have no lives.


-Fall Out Boy boardies
-Panic At The Disco boardies
The boardies are all PMSing and being total psycho bitches.

Boardies have no feelings.

Why do the boardies hate us noobs ? WHAT DID WE DO ?!

Go shit your pants you fucking lame-ass boardies.

knock boardies 

when one dude knocks his cock against another dude's cock
Some dude once asked me if I wanted to knock boardies with him, but there was no way I was smacking my cock against another dude's cock!

Beardless Jesus 

A person that looks like Jesus without a beard.
Sometimes abbreviated as BJ.
Art Naylor is a beardless jesus!
Beardless Jesus by jjamiie March 6, 2011

Beardism 

An academic cult for those who love Mary Beard
John Smith loves reading up on the Classics and is a frequent reader of Mary Beard. He hopes one day to see Beardism introduced in the national curriculum.
Beardism by Beardist October 4, 2014

panic boardies 

A bunch of hormonal 12 year olds posting about a faggot band.
The Non-Panic! section is filled with hormonal 13 year olds and is better if you want a shitload of drama instead of "zomg is keltie rly frum canadia?"
n00b: i luv ryan ross!
panic boardies: GTFO TEENIE
panic boardies by catfapper January 12, 2009
Another name for marijuana. Just like weed, pot, mary jane, chronic, bud, dank, lye, green, purple, root,
Thes One: Yo man did you smoke those beatdies i gave you last night?

Double-K: Nah man i shoved em up my ass though! I was fuckin blazed

Thes One: Damn son, you should have rolled it into a blunt
Beatdies by Mooon Man May 16, 2009