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chunky avalanche 

When you defecate on a woman's chest and then jizz on her face. When she gets up, both substances will begin falling down, creating the image of an avalanche, but with some chunky bits.
George W. Bush: Hey pop! I totally just gave Hillary a chunky avalanche!
Bush Sr.: Good work boy! It'll take her at least 4 showers to get THAT off!
chunky avalanche by Shmelvinwaka October 28, 2009
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The ability to flood city streets with crack/cocaine.
I can make it avalanche n I ain't talkin chevy trucks-jeezy
Avalanche by Bigfacez July 19, 2010

Brazillian Avalanche 

The act of shoving a snow cone up your ass, and then shitting on someone's face
Austin totally deserved that Brazillian Avalanche Michael gave him for Daggering Kitty.

Colorado Avalanche 

The best hockey team that was created from the expansion of the Quebec Nordiques to Denver Colorado.
The best hockey team that has won two stanley cups in 1996 and 2001.
The Colorado Avalanche features the best hockey player in the NHL, Joe Sakic!

The Detroit Redwings suffered an utter defeat from the Colorado Avalanche.

snowflake avalanche 

This is a large rally by naive activists.
The March on the Capitol was a snowflake avalanche!

Aspen Avalanche 

When a man has sex with his partner from behind while holding their face in an icepack or hotel ice bucket. At the last minute the man pulls out the partner spins around and the man shoots warm cum all over his partners frozen face.
Chip and Marc were all out of ice after the party so Chip held Marcs face in a bag of frozen peas before he shot his Aspen Avalanche all over his face.
Aspen Avalanche by tacotyme January 12, 2010
When a really fat man is getting a blow job, he holds up his fat gut, then drops it on her head and yells... \"AVALANCHE\"
avalanche by whoknows65 April 26, 2005