Austism 

Portmanteau of “Austin” (TX) and “Autism.”

An Austist is a person on the political left who is neurologically incapable of civil discourse, and who screeches autistically in response to scientific consensus, professional opinion, differing world view, etc.

“Melissa and Ryan think that vaccines cause Autism, that GMOs are evil, and that crystals have healing powers. They are also raising their children genderless. No, they are not scientists; they are Austists. Don't laugh when they screech. Austism is no laughing matter.”

Austism by Noelle554 August 3, 2018

extra autistic austinian 

he is an autistic person that bangs his head against the walls and he has a small peepee lol xD

look there is an extra autistic austinian banging his head against a wall.

extra autistic austinian by Fatboiiiiiiiiiii October 15, 2019

Austininity 

1. To be like Austin Beard.

2. To have Austinness.

3. It just don't make no sense.

"That room is decorated with Austininity," said Bill.

"Yes, it's full of stupididness."

Austininity by Johnson brothers February 24, 2004

Austinites 

1.A population of bitches that claim Austin, TX.

2.Bitches that claim to "keep Austin Weird" by becoming homeless or transients.

3.bitches

guy 1: hey, did you see those dirty bitches laying all over Guadalupe asking for money and my drink?
guy 2: yea guy, they are Austinites.

Austinites by johnny dictionary August 9, 2005

Austism 

The act of an American getting stuck with an Australian accent.

D- "Damn do you got Austism again..."

Austism victim- "Whats that mate I just threw some grills on the bawbay and now I'm playing with my dingo..."

D- "That sounds unsanitary"

Austism by DJamesK1 May 9, 2011

austerism 

For an individual to act hard at all times, even when not necessary. An abundance of being hard.

He has bad austerism.
You need to get past your austerism, your not hard.

austerism by The Realist Ever December 5, 2010

Austinsm

A name given to many a American boys, comes with the sad fate of a "Austinsm" around teenage years in their life time. an "Austinsm" is where the person in question (Austin) becomes severely overweight, almost out of nowhere.

Oh shoot! Did you see Austin yet this year? Looks like his Austinsm kicked in. Poor Guy.

Austinsm by Blekyong October 3, 2017