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Austin Ambrose 

Fun fake name for AA initials

Personality of L+ratio+didnt ask

Dean Ambrose 

To not want to do something with someone because you don't respect them.

etymology: Pro wrestler Brock Lesnar worked a match with Dean Ambrose and he refused to do anything in the match. Allegedly because he didn't respect Dean Ambrose, or any of his ideas.
"Did you end up working with Jonathan on that podcast?"

"Naw, I Dean Ambrosed him"

"Yo, did you Dean Ambrose that guy?"
"Yeah man, obviously. All he ever wanted to do was was steal wheelchairs from the hospital and whip eggs at himself"

"He wanted to whip eggs at himself??"
"Yeah. He called it ' Bar-be-cuing eggs'"
"What?? That doesn't even make sense!"
"I know! THATS WHY I DEAN AMBROSED HIM"

"Hey Denise, you haven't answered any of my texts since i asked you to the homecoming dance. If you do't want to go with me, I'd rather you just said so"

"Max! I'd love to go to homecoming with you! Sorry I didn't answer you sooner. My grandma died and I've been dealing with shit at home"
Oh! Cool! Sorry about your grandma. I thought maybe you were avoiding me because you didn't want to go with me"
"Max! I would NEVER Dean Ambrose you like that!"
"Wanna have sex after?"
"Yes. I'd love to"
Dean Ambrose by simon76 December 4, 2018

HARRY (HAIRY) AMBROSE

Based on the unorthodox sexual practices enjoyed by Bill Pullman's character Detective Harry Ambrose on the show The Sinner, a Harry Ambrose is when you ejaculate on your partner's stomach, pull out a chunk of their pubic hair and in an Emeril Lagase style manner, throw the pubes onto said ejaculate. The act is only complete if after the pubes are placed that you step on your partner's fingernails until they turn black and/or purple.
EVER SINCE HE GAVE ME A HARRY (HAIRY) AMBROSE, MY SHIRT SEEMS TO BE STUCK INSIDE MY BELLY BUTTON

Merle Ambrose 

An ULTIMATE wizard who can cast any magic spell in the epic game. Wizard101. He can cast guacamole nigga penis, give me your cake, ur adopted kid shutup, you're gay and finally nigger dance. Be careful messing with the mysterious ambrose.

Dean Ambrose 

Dean Ambrose is a crazy son of a gun who has no idea what is going on and typically gets arrested for his lunitic behavior, long story short, HE IS A CRAZY IDIOT WHO SHOULD BE KILLED!
Dean: Gets hurt by Brock Lesner
Michael Cole “Dean is hurt guys”

2 Hours Later

Michael Cole “ Guys that’s Dean Ambrose!”
Dean Ambrose by LUNITIC FRINGE July 26, 2018

St Ambrose Barlow 

I shit hole with lots of orange people there is also a man called Eugene who will chase u around the school also daddy duff will throw his custard cream shoes at ur head if u let someone in the door at lunch but don’t go in the extension toilets coz u will get dragged into some yr 9 rap video or will get a lung disease

From the vapes
Person 1 - what’s school u go

Person 2 - st Ambrose Barlow

Person 1- what a shit hole