Alternative Facts 

A series of Falsehoods

"Look, Alternative Facts are not Facts, they're falsehoods!"
---- Chuck Todd, MSNBC

Alternative Facts by WistalaDaGreen March 27, 2021

Alternative facts 

Alternative facts cited which have been ignored by one's opponent in a disagreement. Fact: "My client slipped on your floor and broke his neck!" Alternative fact: "Your client dropped a banana peel onto the floor, and then stepped on it!"

"Your argument is very persuasive, but I have additional facts, alternative facts, which you have ignored, and which refute your viewpoint."

Alternative facts by Alawisciousexpialidocious February 9, 2017

alternative facts 

A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.

You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!

alternative facts by q359 July 25, 2023

Alternative Facts Syndrome 

Alternative Facts Syndrome is a person suffering from a disconnect from reality. This person does not accept facts and truths and will claim blatant lies as "facts" in their alternative facts reality.

This person is suffering from Alternative Facts Syndrome. That person believes Tariffs will be paid by the exporting country and will not affect them as the consumer. "They did their research."

Alternative Facts Syndrome by DMU77 February 2, 2025

Alternative Factsplanation 

Attempting to explain something that isn’t true using made up “alternative facts” like Kellyanne Conway.

President Trump told us he was researching using bleach in the human body to kill Coronavirus. The next day he gave some bullshit alternative factsplanation that he “was being sarcastic.”

Alternative Factsplanation by Perpetual Student April 24, 2020

Alternative Fact 

Basically a lie but said in an elegant way.

A: Hey the sky is soooo blue... (nighttime)

B: ummmm alternative fact?

Alternative Fact by Chi-Dino April 13, 2017

alternative fact 

falsehood; lie

You call that a lie, but it is just alternative fact

alternative fact by Tanghot July 28, 2017