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Nigga Yelp
When a black person yells out their window at pedestrians/traffic. Usually about loud noises or people shining their shiny polished chrome domes in their eyes.
Nigga Yelp by g41g3sm1th June 16, 2011
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to yelp (verb)
"To yelp (verb)"
Customer: I have written over 300 yelp reviews so I think I know what I'm talking about.
Server thinks: "nobody fucking cares"
Customer: I have written over 300 yelp reviews so I think I know what I'm talking about.
Server thinks: "nobody fucking cares"
to yelp (verb) by clavindc September 5, 2013
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Coochie yelp by BootyGobbler April 25, 2011
Elite Yelp User
The lowest human beings on this planet. Entitled, whiney little pricks who sit behind a keyboard, and try their absolute best to hurt honest businesses in an effort to get free meals.
Elite Yelp User by 420Hunny November 8, 2019
yelper special
Preparing a dish and then spreading "boogers" and "Cum" on it before serving it to a customer that demands special treatment due to the fact that they think they are a food critic because they use YELP.
Waiter: "I'm gonna need another Yelper Special!"
Chef: "No problem, heres one with extra cum!"
Waiter:"Thanks, those Yelpers are such assholes!"
Chef: "No problem, heres one with extra cum!"
Waiter:"Thanks, those Yelpers are such assholes!"
yelper special by PsyPhyn December 6, 2015
Yelper
A specific type of douchebag who is uniformly narcissistic with a clear sense of superiority over other individuals because they frequently post reviews on the website Yelp. Despite the fact that these people have no specific qualifications or credentials, they believe themselves of a higher authority on the level of the Cesars of Rome, able to determine the fate of a restaurant, coffee house, or bar in the same fashion as a defeated gladiators' fate was chosen in ancient Rome.
These individuals can be easily spotted out in public as overweight single females or homosexual males taking pictures of their food at restaurants with their cell phones as soon as it is served. They can also be spotted as they snap pictures of hotel lobbies and hallways. The only demographic who appreciates Yelpers are Japanese tourists, who are no longer the stereotype taking more senseless pictures of stupid shit than anyone else.
Yelpers are in general whiny, annoying, high-maintenance individuals who expect to have their asses kissed everywhere they go because of their Yelp status (Duke, Duchess, whatever the fuck).
These individuals can be easily spotted out in public as overweight single females or homosexual males taking pictures of their food at restaurants with their cell phones as soon as it is served. They can also be spotted as they snap pictures of hotel lobbies and hallways. The only demographic who appreciates Yelpers are Japanese tourists, who are no longer the stereotype taking more senseless pictures of stupid shit than anyone else.
Yelpers are in general whiny, annoying, high-maintenance individuals who expect to have their asses kissed everywhere they go because of their Yelp status (Duke, Duchess, whatever the fuck).
(Waiter, to his manager) See those frumpy, fat chicks over there at table 3? They are driving me crazy whining about shit and now they are taking pictures of their salads with their phones.
(Manager) Must be Yelpers. Give their fat asses free dessert, or they will give us bad reviews.
(Waiter) Fuck them.
(Manager) Must be Yelpers. Give their fat asses free dessert, or they will give us bad reviews.
(Waiter) Fuck them.
Yelper by JimBobJamison August 5, 2013