interesting as a wet sponge 

Extremely boring.

Joe: Yesterday I took a nap. Then I couldn't sleep that night.
Lissy: Wow Joe, you're about as interesting as a wet sponge.

interesting as a wet sponge by Lonesome Cowgirl April 23, 2011

Inadvertent Wet Spot 

The wet spot on the front of pants that is actually from splashed water when washing hands, yet that appears mysteriously like a urine spot.

"No it's not pee, it's just an inadvertent wet spot."

Inadvertent Wet Spot by Time Arrow April 8, 2009

Intergalactic Wet Willy

The act of probing another person's anus with a turkey baster, then spraying the contents gathered from the anus into the ear canal. Typically, this is a male-to-male interaction.

Dude tried givin' me an intergalactic wet willy. Not at my birthday party, pal.

Intergalactic Wet Willy by TophuVEVO January 2, 2026

wetin 

What.
Pidgin English word for 'What'

Wetin you dey look for?
Wetin happen?
Wetin dey?

wetin by drKenn81 December 29, 2007

wetin dey 

A term which means how are you doing. Originally Used by Nigerians. Also used in some other West African countries.

Hey wetin dey.When are you gonna go to the club tonight?

wetin dey by Manik D. June 12, 2006

wetin dey 

1. What is going on?
2. Wat's up?

You just quiet, wetin dey?
You dey busy this evening? Holla me make I know wetin dey.

wetin dey by drKenn81 December 29, 2007

Weting the garden 

Using water and a garden hose to fuck yourself until your dick turns ashy.

"Billy go wash the pavement"

"Ok"

3 minutes later.

"Billy, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Weting The Garden, its the new black"

Weting the garden by Definitions4Days November 25, 2013