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turkey neck tug 

when one sticks his penis in the fat region of another males neck until he ejaculates on his neck
"Dude, my dick is so raw after frank gave me the good ol turkey neck tug"

turkey neck siesta 

variant to "turkey neck fiesta"

When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.
Did you hear?....They did the turkey neck siesta on Jenny!

Turkey Neck molester 

a dumbass who acts like they are the smartest person in the world knowing they are a piece of shit to everyone else and they are also dumb as hell
Steven and this boy named Ross are some Turkey Neck Molesters

choking on a turkey neck 

When going down on a woman with a large labia, you suck it back so far you choke on it as her labia is like that of a male turkey neck.
Last night I went down on this girl and choked on her turkey neck. Choking on a turkey neck

Swollen Turkey Neck

The inflamed itchy bumps on males balls, often resemble a turkey neck.
Wife: Why are your hands in your pants?

Husband: I have a swollen Turkey Neck. Now get off my back.
Swollen Turkey Neck by Web7433 September 16, 2010

purple headed turkey neck 

He pulled out his large purple headed turkey neck and she gasped in delight!
purple headed turkey neck by Dylan January 10, 2005