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ugly bitch trying to look pretty 

Something fun to laugh at. Usually found in raves, parties, and clubs, it is a girl with a face like the ass of a horse with a body to match, yet she is clad in provocative clothing and is slathered with tons of makeup with her hair done and manicures. Her look is often accompanied by garlands of expensive jewelry and she usually smells strongly of designer perfume.
You know you are looking at an ugly bitch trying to look pretty when you see a humanoid hippo-chimpanzee hybrid dressed in an off-the-shoulder J.Lo top that is tied up to reveal her hairy stomach and linty outie, a skin-tight leather micromini small enough to be a belt, and thigh-high 7" tall boots. Her face is often encrusted with a layer of makeup that fails to conceal the yellow-white tops of her dime-sized acne. Behavior includes, flirting, strutting "sexily," blowing kisses and batting eyelashes.

Guy: Look at that ugly bitch trying to look pretty!
Other Guy: Does she seriously think that see-through blouse if going to fool anyone?
Guy: *Barfs*
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trying to find myself 

A phrase spoken by someone who wants out of a relationship and trying to learn more about themselves. They usually try to find themselves in the beds of as many people as they can sleep with. Slut is in the phrase. The only thing missing is U.
Girl: I am just trying to find myself.
Guy: By fucking Bob, Steve, Larry, Andrew, John, Tyler, Tyrone ................... and Alisha
trying to find myself by Varnell October 31, 2006

Trying To Get The Sky Pregnant 

Verb; For a gentleman, engaging in a vigorous act of self-love.
Bob: "Girlfriend round tonight mate?"

Trevor: "Nah, bruv...she's up on blocks. I think I'll be Trying To Get The Sky Pregnant for the next few days."

Bob: "Tough break, mate...I know how you feel."

Trevor: "Ian Beale!"

Both: "'Eeeeey!"

I'm trying to clap 

Bra I'm trying to clap Amari but she be playing

This is me trying character 

Based on the song “this is me trying” by Taylor Swift it means somebody that has poor mental health and many set backs but continues to keep trying only to be met with more negative outcomes. The this is me trying character is often someone who feels like a liability.

example tv characters are:
Rue Bennett from Euphoria

Connell Waldron from Normal People

Nadine Franklin from Edge of Seventeen
The act of annoying someone or pushing their buttons.
"If this bitch don't stop trying me, I'm going to put hands on her!"
trying by mhilljackson June 16, 2018

Toying with you 

Teasing without pleasing; flirting and provocative sexual vibes without an intend to have a sexual relation with the person; emotional manipulation of one in order to satisfy the ego; frivolous behaviors to incite but with no serious intentions
Giving copulation gazes and long eye to eye looks but never taking the next steps such as dating, love making, etc. The actions relationships are build on... do not expect sex, I am only toying with you; I don't actually love you or attracted to you, I was only toying with you
Toying with you by A*A April 16, 2014