totem-head 

Someone who pops totem-shaped benzos like xanax, ambien, etc (totem-poles).

I betcha Baron Kaker from HR is a totem-head. She's a spaced-out GRRRR-momma.

totem-head by spudmonkey69 April 1, 2005

totem pole-ing 

Totem pole-ing happens during a threesome, and is when you sit on your taller homie's shoulders and the woman is giving the taller guy (the man touching the ground) head, while you (on top of your friend's shoulders) eat her out.

My friend and I were totem pole-ing the hottest babe in our class last night.

totem pole-ing by K3Y53R 50Z3 December 13, 2017

Totem pole 

The act of sitting down on someone who is already using the toilet in order to simultaneously poop in a single commode.

Dude, we're going to have to totem pole it if you want to poop right now, the burritos from last night have my ass glued to the seat...

Totem pole by larryco June 30, 2016

totem pole pound

The act of sex, mainly involving a female who is Native American in origin, also usually done in a casino

Yo I gave that bitch the totem pole pound

totem pole pound by Redskull_46 January 7, 2017

Totem Pole Hoe 

When a late night snake looking bitch is stacked up on top of and slowly takes the form of a creature from the sewers of Detroit.

Damn that totem pole hoe was nice until I looked up and saw what that bitches face looked like.

Totem Pole Hoe by King Smidi July 5, 2017

Totem Pole 

Rolling a blunt with multiple roaches from finished blunts, then use a nader for the final roach.

We’re gonna smoke that totem pole before we go out, if that’s cool with you

Totem Pole by Smoke sesh July 22, 2018

Totem Polling 

When you stack animal heads up your butt creating a organic "totem poll"

"I just hit up the Pet Store, decided to do some totem polling tonight."

Totem Polling by Splenda_Man November 1, 2020