Tina is a breathe of fresh air. She is unlike anyone you’ve ever met. She drinks like a fish but becomes an Audubon Guide to every fucking
North American bird you’ve ever seen when she’s drunk. Some people think her know-it-all-attitude is annoying but her husband thinks she’s hilarious. When Tina isn’t partying by a campfire you can find her doing a
jigsaw puzzle or
reading a book. Tina is a good friend but if you cross her you’ll likely never talk to Tina again. She doesn’t give a fuck.
Person1: I wonder which bird is
up in that tree?
Person 2: Oh, let’s ask Tina, she knows
everything.
Tina: You’re
listening to a Cedar Waxwing’s thin, lisping cry.