Hit the wire

The act of using a cut up USB cable plugged into a device like a computer in order to hit a 510 thread cart. It tends to hit pretty strong.

Adam: Damn bro, my battery's dead and I forgot my charger
Bret: Don't even worry about it, I got a wire right here
Adam: Sweet, who needs a battery when I can just hit the wire.

Hit the wire by lantin March 16, 2021

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I'll call the wireless company

When you really wanna say "fuck you" but decide to censor yourself.

Boss: "So you didn't do your job correctly?"
Me: "I did ... But I'll call the wireless company."

I'll call the wireless company by HSDeeznuts August 10, 2017

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zips in the wire

A quote from "Platoon", but used in general conversation in "the Nam". It's based on a racest term "zipper-head", a name the US soldiers gave the Northern Vietnamese and militia (Vietcong) combatants to de-humanize their targets. It was quicker to refer to them as Zips, Cong, or V.C., and also served to make them "less human" in the eyes of the invading forces. Today, most people have forgotten about particulars of the Vietnam war, and often use the phrase as meaning there are enemies close at hand, or you are surrounded by very serious problems.

"We got zips in the wire",.... it's a lovely fucking war.
I heard he's getting fired for all the crap he said.....he got zips in the wire. Dude, now your getting fired.

zips in the wire by Lawman1646 August 6, 2017

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Gooks in the Wire

When you aren't feeling too well and you have the hershey squirts and a poop sneaks up on you, yell "There's gooks in the wire!" Such as the Viet Cong sneaking up on an American fire base.

Oh my god, I have to poop. There's gooks in the wire!

Gooks in the Wire by zippy4109 June 19, 2010