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The Computer Union 

A union of fatass roblox no-lifers, who just love to glaze their glorious leader.

They drink amazing mug (it's amazing cuz its capitalist) and love borsh for some reason.
Person one "Did you hear about that guy from the computer union?"

Person Two Replying "Yeah, I hear he is a freedom hating morbidly obese individual"

The Computer Union 

A Union Of Roblox Fatass Morbidly Obese Individuals who love their dictator.

They also enjoy mug which is great because its capitalist and borsh for some reason.
Person 1 "Did you hear about that guy from the computer union?"

Person 2 replying "Yeah, I hear he is a freedom hating goofball who can't get any work done."

The revolt of the smokers union 

A sarcastic comment uttered by a non smoker in the form of an announcement, to signify disapproval when a group of friends at a party get up and go outside for a cigarette.
Firend: "what's going on over there?"
Non Smoker: (with a sarcastic tone) "ahhhh here we go, it's time for the revolt of the smokers union, disgusting habit!!"

The Cincinnati Plumbers Union 

A term used to describe someone who is part of the homosexual community
"I heard you're gay" -John
"No way man I'm not part of the Cincinnati plumbers union" -Jack

the coffee shop at union square

the worst fucking place to work ever.

if you feel like wanting to kill yourself while you dine, or after your 10 hour shift, go to coffee shop.
you work at the the coffee shop at union square?
yes..
i thought only models worked there?
ummm..
well,i mean, you could be a part time model!


"would you like fries or salad with that?"

"can i sub fruit?"

"no"

::blink::blink::

"we dont do substitutions on brunch"

::blink::blink::

....


"can i have a side of bacon with my eggs?"

"sure for 5 dollars"

..............

(french table)
= no tip.

(ghetto table)
= i asked for my burger well done.
im not tipping you. even though i wasnt going to anyway.. oh and can i have a straw with my water? and lemon
and a pickle and xtra mayo. and crispy bacon. and kool aid? do you have free refils?

The Collective Unconscious 

You don't know what this is? READ A BOOK!! IDIOT!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Iam "See, I figure that's the solution. You just have to get the right ideas into the Collective Unconscious and people will act it out on their own. The problem will correct itself over time. Ideally..."

Hym "And we got in there didn't we? Say what you want about my C- writing assignment, it's in that motherfucking cranium innit? That's something to think about the next time anyone makes "a conscious decision" to quote us or reference us. Where am I when you're doing it? That's right kiddos! In ya dome! Swimming around in them shit-brains! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "I guess the next question is 'if that's the case, what are the right ideas?'. Hmmm.... I don't know. I'm sure I've already written some of them down... And now that we know it worked I guess we just sit and wait to see what it did... Hmmm..."

Hym "Uuuggghhh!!! This shit is taking forever!"