get on the pole 

Simply putting another human on the stripper pole as a punishment

Hey joe, get on the pole

get on the pole by Blsh888 November 6, 2017

to stick the concrete to the pole 

To brag about doing something and subsequently failing to do it, mostly when the task is very easy.
-When internet entertainer tried to stick a chair to a pole in a game and only managed to shoot the concrete under the chair.

Guy 1: "Watch me jump that fence." (he tried and failed)

Guy2: " Way to stick the concrete to the pole, jackass."

to stick the concrete to the pole by Thanatophagous July 20, 2010

Burning the pole 

The act of dipping your erect memeber in gas, igniting it and fuckin to put it out

im gonna try burning the pole with my hoe later

Burning the pole by deskwaxer69 April 17, 2009

peaches behind the pole 

code word for someone ultra sketch who creeps you frequently. someone who lurks, is obsessed, see also creeper

that guy is totally creeping you. lookout PEACHES! PEACHES BEHIND THE POLE!

peaches behind the pole by tech stine January 2, 2009

Sweeping out the pole barn

According to Cory, it means jacking off.

"Last night before you came over i was sweeping out the pole barn in the shower."

Sweeping out the pole barn by K-dawg123456789 December 20, 2008

grease the pole

Greasing the poll, masterbation

Bet someone is greasing the pole to that...
IL be greasing my pole to that later...
Grease the pole

grease the pole by E snow23 January 18, 2023

Kiss The Pole 

When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.

I'm going to kiss the pole tonight.

Kiss The Pole by nachotaco February 22, 2023