Skip to main content

Peter the Cute 

Noun, Derived
1. An awesome, awesome person who every one should love. Peter is a kind, loving, caring, smart, and funny human being who happens to be as cute as a teddy bear and is really hard not to hug. She is Valerie C's bff so that just says how great she is.

2. (AKA Maddie)
Peter the Cute let me hug her for a really long time until, despite her passive way, she finally had to tell me she "really didn't like it" in just about the cutest voice ever which made me let go

Peter The PImpo

He sleeps with women
Bro Peter the Pimpo Is Fucking your girl

Peter The Pimp 

Peter The Pimp gets bitches, so if someone calls you that you have infinite rizz.
Noah: Woah, Tyrone just pulled sarah, he's the next coming of Peter The Pimp
Peter The Pimp by PimpoNimpo February 4, 2023

The one where peter farts into mega face 

narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up
The one where peter farts into mega face- NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP

Peter and the Wolf 

A symphonic tale from 1936 by Russian composer Sergei Prokofiev. The story is told by a narrator and an orchestra. Each character has a theme that instruments in the orchestra plays. Peter is played by string instuments, the bird is played by a flute, the duck is played by an oboe, the cat is played by a clarinet, Grandfather's theme is played by a bassoon, the shooting of the hunters' guns is played by the kettle drums, and the wolf's theme is played by 3 French horns.
The story goes that Peter goes outside of his fenced in yard to go play with his animal friends (a bird, a duck, and a cat). His grandfather scolds him for playing outside the yard in fear of a wolf attack. As Peter is sent inside, a wolf appears, scaring the bird and the cat, and eating the duck. Peter then catches the wolf with a rope and soon, some hunters help him take the wolf to the zoo.
The story has performed and adapted many times. One such example was the cartoon short by Walt Disney in 1946.
Did you hear that the orchestra is playing Peter and the Wolf tonight at the opera house?
Peter and the Wolf by DinoNTrains October 13, 2011

wanking like peter on the dole 

Masturbating 11 times a day while sponging off society.
We all started wanking like peter on the dole when we saw the bottle of midleton.

it was like john just grew a badonkadonk.