Octopus at the cock buffet 

One who devours an enourmous amount of endless penis in one sitting, making light of the situation availabile in an all you can eat restaurant.

"That girl fucked so many guys last night she was like an octopus at the cock buffet!"

Octopus at the cock buffet by DNugz July 16, 2008

octopus to the face 

A very bizarre and very nasty surprise.

Waking up and realizing Donald Trump had just been elected President was a real octopus to the face.

octopus to the face by Elemenopy Queuarestes October 3, 2018

Octopus Brigade, The 

A wonderful "musical group" from Virginia that sings songs in a creepy, high pitched sound about fire breathing chickens named Percival, baby lizard-cows, lobsters, big dead gaseous balls(also known as stars), and many other fun things.

Wow, The Octopus Brigade is cooler than I am!

Octopus Brigade, The by Jenny December 30, 2003

The Octopuss 

A dance move where you bend over with your ass in someone's face and do the twinkle fingers inbetween your legs.

I just performed the octopuss right in her face.

The Octopuss by Harry Dunne May 14, 2008

The Octopussian Tar Wobbler 

When 8 grown men insert their penis inside of 1 women’s vagina while bathing in tar and using dead octopus in a homosexual manner with each other.

“My family partook in the act of The Octopussian tar wobbler while I was absent from town. Really wish I could’ve joined in”

The Octopussian Tar Wobbler by HerpesWarrior July 31, 2025