smack the kitty 

an extreme trampoline manover that requires the daredevil to land a back flip and then flail legs around wildly three times, followed by a drunken noodle.
other tricks include...
the cat woman
bird flip
hit by a cannon ball
and
extreme transmorthathon, which is for professionals only

"let's go smack the kitty"
"you want to smack the kitty with kyle?"
"BOOM!--AHHHHH!"

smack the kitty by kknelson April 7, 2008

Pet The Kitty 

A term used for masturbation.

Flap caught his brother Poot petting the kitty last night. The door was wide open and he was wearing nothing more than socks and a baseball cap. Poot loves to Pet The Kitty.

Pet The Kitty by Xx Seaman xX January 3, 2009

feed the kitty 

To have sex with a girl with a beautiful pussy.

I have to go home and feed the kitty

feed the kitty by Chopp Nuts July 20, 2010

doing it in the kitty butt 

v. literally, to have sex with a male or female cat. (see "Jax" or "pussy on the face")

"Oof, that cat's a hotty. I'm gonna do it in the kitty butt."

doing it in the kitty butt by LB November 26, 2003

Hit the kitty

When you are fucking a girls pussy

Bryce hit the kitty last night.

Hit the kitty by Love my dog January 24, 2019

Slap the kitty 

Slap the kitty is a meaning also known for a women touching the sensitive parts of her vagina to give her a orgasam,squirt,or to make her cum.

Last night I was with Jenna and I slap the kitty and she squirt a lot.

Slap the kitty by Mr.Griggle June 1, 2015

Petting the Kitty 

a) To cautiously treat an individual so not to upset them or anger them.
b) To calm down, listen too, and reassure an agitated person.
c) The process of giving someone upset the ”there, there” pat on the back, for a matter that the upset person has overreacted on.
d) Making someone feel better about their incompetence.

Someone (co-worker, friend, etc) makes a mistake, is terribly upset, but not taking responsibility for their mistake. That "there, there" when not needed but will calm the upset person down so that you don't have to deal with there attitude. You are now petting the kitty to calm them down.

Petting the Kitty by dreamcatcherr9 October 28, 2013