Killing the OJ 

A politically correct and HR-approved term for masturbating.

"Yesterday when I got home from work I thought I had a few hours before the old lady got home. I was mistaken, and I got caught Killing the OJ. Now my hand is the only action I'll see for a week."

Killing the OJ by Gladmiral Nelson July 3, 2015

Killin the chicken

shooting the shit.
discuss unimportant, random topics in a laid back, comfortable manner

i was killin the chicken with that girl.

Killin the chicken by chikenkiller April 5, 2011

killing the kitten 

Fingering yourself..kitten-meaning pussy and killing meaning ur fingers r killing it


jenn has a pritty kitty

So jenn...did you kill the kitten last night?

Yea i killed that shyt, that motherfcukers dead!

killing the kitten by Mallory And Jenn October 22, 2004

killing the kids 

Jerking off and shooting a load. Millions of sperm (potential children) die every time someone jerks off.

I walked in on my brother when he was killing the kids. OR I think I'll go home, watch some porn and kill the kids.

killing the kids by toadslayer72 March 16, 2010

killin the strip 

to excel in selling a product. Mainly used in referece to selling drugs on a street or "strip".

That young boy out there killin the strip.

killin the strip by Reese Raft December 23, 2007

killing the widow 

smoking a certain type of weed at high temperatures

Yo man, i got some blood drawn and I had an hourglass on my veins, so i decided it was time to start killing the widow so i went and blazed some trainwreck

killing the widow by misterman October 10, 2013

killing the orange juice 

Putting your mouth on the orange juice container intended for the whole household and drinking until there is barely any left then putting it back.

I woke up hungover as shit and walked straight to the fridge for a drink. Not seeing my whole family behind me killing the orange juice.

killing the orange juice by Webstar's ugly brother June 21, 2015