The Hawker 

a librarian who never trusts kids and always catches people playing games. not as bad as the new bitchy librarian but still pretty bad

Dam the hawker caught me playing games and kicked me out

The Hawker by Travis Wei-Pittsford Mendon December 16, 2008

The Hawaiian SpermBender 

A ancient God relating back to before the creation of anything, that could literally, mentally, and physically fuck anything that existed or had yet to exsist. It is stated that the Hawaiian SpermBender created a galaxy my mistakenly sticking his dick in a black hole, eventually leading to him busting his godly nut all over space and time.

Man I really felt like the Hawaiian SpermBender back at that party. I was fucking mad Bitches!

The Hawaiian SpermBender by The OG ReZ July 6, 2017

The Hawk 

extreme cold, usually the middle of winter in New York City, with lots of wind.

"Man, the hawk is out tonight!"

The Hawk by Johnny Cool Dj M March 24, 2021

the Hawley 

That thing that happens when you go in a gun in’ and come out a running’.
When ya go in like a lion, and come out cryin’.

Did you see that dude doin “the Hawley”?

the Hawley by BhettyBhoop July 22, 2022

the HAWKING shake 

girl bent over attached to the wheelchair while the disabled guy has sex with her with a machine making her go up and down while riding around in a circle

"DAMN!, Johnny the disabled guys getting the hawking shake, madness, YOU GO JOHNNY BOY!"

the HAWKING shake by Gwazzo March 11, 2025

mow the hawk 

Bribe any official, especially the cops

He tried everything to solve it. In the end he had to mow the hawk.

mow the hawk by Aledsledge May 1, 2016

sweep the hawk 

Getting a nasty person that just wants to start drama out of your life.

My ex just wanted to start drama, so I decided to sweep the hawk.

sweep the hawk by Calamitypark May 31, 2024