The Gooner 

A person characterized by her laziness and masturbation addiction. It is a femboy and seeks attention from women through chastity. It enjoys sucking Tim's cock. For an example look up: Valentin Knorr.

you`re not a Gooner,.. you`re the Gooner. Fuck you, you piece of shit

The Gooner by vALENTIN hATER March 22, 2025

The Goonicide

An event that occured back in January 2025 where a man with his cock out driving a dodge challenger pulled up to a bikini baristas and was angrily told to leave by a barista recording him. She posted the video online, which went viral, and after the dude, Nautica Malone, A.K.A. Goonlord saw this, he committed suicide, leading to the event being known as The Goonicide.

Hey Quavante, did you hear about The Goonicide?

The Goonicide by kosagui January 25, 2026

got the gooner 

Got the sack

Today I got the gooner from work

got the gooner by Your joking November 20, 2021

Mateo the gooner 

Mateo is an incredibly skilled gooner. His other favorite pastime is in his thinking chamber, where he thinks of ways to be able to edge for longer periods of time.

Mateo the gooner is the best gooner in town!!

Mateo the gooner by mateothegoonerfan April 16, 2024

Natalie the Goonette 

Natalie is the female Goon Lord, Queen of the gooners. She is in a constant state of Goon. It’s almost like it’s autonomous. Having the ability to infinitely edge makes her “goon state” boundless. Powerscalers have been debating on her actually gooner level for decades

Person 1: Have you heard of Natalie the goonette?
Person 2: yes I heard her goonery is boundless

Natalie the Goonette by Goonking December 27, 2024

Not winning the gooning contest 

when you are doing the opposite of winning you are not winning the gooning contest

person 1 i challenge u to a gooning contest
person 2 ight bet

*two hours later*

person 1 alr bro u win this time

person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest

Not winning the gooning contest by Curry john stone September 12, 2024

Skibidi tiktok rizz party lvl 10 gyattt in ohio mogging kai cenat while edging to grimace shake and fanum taxing the gooner and rizzing lyvv dune baby gronk is a sigma 

No need to explain.

Oh look, there's Skibidi tiktok rizz party lvl 10 gyattt in ohio mogging kai cenat while edging to grimace shake and fanum taxing the gooner and rizzing lyvv dune baby gronk is a sigma.

Skibidi tiktok rizz party lvl 10 gyattt in ohio mogging kai cenat while edging to grimace shake and fanum taxing the gooner and rizzing lyvv dune baby gronk is a sigma by wqefwaef May 21, 2024