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Fight the clown 

Another word for jerking off
I don't want to go out tonight. I'd rather stay home and "fight the clown"

to fight the war on terrorism 

to take a major shit
alrght boys, i'll be back, i'm about to fight the war on terrorism

Don't fight the pipe 

Also a term used by the large man I shared a jail cell with one time.
"Don't fight the pipe fish. Daddy gon' lay some pipe down like the water company. Yeah bitch!"
"Just don't touch my face."

fight the fuck on

A play on USC's "fight on," it denotes that you are really excited (or really drunk) for Trojan football.
The Trojans are winning today. "Fight the fuck on!" #FTFO
fight the fuck on by USCgal November 30, 2013

fight the mong 

verb: To "fight the mong" (also to "fight it")

This usually means that instead of monging, you're going on a trek.

It can mean simply keeping your eyes open, or even mean picking your drunken self up off the pavement. How you "fight it" depends on how monged out you are.
"Let's play football - come on, fight the mong lads!"

"Fight the mong Eric, it's closing time for fuck's sake"
fight the mong by Kirkham November 23, 2003

you can't fight the moonlight

Phrase lifted from some song. It is now an allusion to the futility of trying to claim copyright on generic, pointless ideas, particularly within internet fandoms. Has something to do with purple dogs, swans with dogs shoved up their asses, and deviantart.com. Maybe. We can't say for sure.
"Holy shit I came up with bat-winged transvestite raver Anubis stop drawing him"
"You can't fight the moonlight, baby."