Delivering the Pizza 

Code for trying to get it in with an uderaged child

Creeper: "Hey, i need your help delivering the pizza and i dont know where this street is!"
Victim: "Go down this street until you..."
Creeper: "Well I'll give you a ride to wherever you need and a couple bucks, too!"
Victim: "Uhmm.. No not today you pedophile!!!"

Delivering the Pizza by tom pickle March 12, 2011

deliver the goods 

to produce what is wanted.

i do not expect him to deliver the goods.

deliver the goods by the learner January 24, 2015

Deliver the Smackdown 

adj: to inflict serious pain on another

When I catch the guy who stole my television, I will deliver the smackdown on him

Deliver the Smackdown by Peter 'Valenn1' C. November 22, 2003

The Jackhammering Honey Buster Delight 

When a man fucks another man upside down bouncing up and down in a block of honey. They then proceed to freeze the honey and fuck in sub zero temperatures. The genitals swell up and create an expulsion of fat cum shots. Then they shatter the honey and die together

I attempted the Jackhammering Honey Buster Delight yesterday

The Jackhammering Honey Buster Delight by The Cum Sock Master August 15, 2023

turkish delight, the 

When you cum in a girl's ass or pussy, leave your dick in her and then take a pee.

You shoulda seen the look on that skank's face when I gave her the Turkish Delight!!!

turkish delight, the by Hrny Devil July 16, 2003

Delivering the news 

When a man eats the entire Sunday newspaper (adds includded) and then proceedes to shit out the newspaper in a printing press style, wrap it up and deliver it to his neighbor.

Dale got up early to finish the Sunday paper, and then he ate the entire paper and was caught delivering the news to his neighbor Jan, who just wanted to look at the Sears Catalog.

Delivering the news by Se7en November 17, 2006

delirious from the ass 

something really delirious

maybe insanely funny or stupidly wrong

the sentence is used in Israel and is a translation from Hebrew slang

this exam is bullshit - this teacher is delirious from the ass

thus guy kills me he is so funny - its delirious from the ass

delirious from the ass by YT AKA junglerat October 20, 2008