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porking the beans 

to have sex. inreference to "porking", "the beans" is a word that can be used to describe biddies
(if you know a guy that is going to have sex tonight)

Are you porking the beans tonight?

Burnt the beans 

A very large fuck-up. Someone who does something awful that is very unfixable
John: did it come out good?
Nimzo: no man I burnt the beans again! Fuck
Burnt the beans by Getbig350 June 26, 2017

Unleash The Bats 

When someone, after a break-up or other traumatic experience goes out and has a wild night. Usually meaning they release the inner craziness and angst arising from the situation and have a wickedly good time.

see: to Rage
Alex, after getting dumped by his cheating girlfriend decided to go out that weekend and Unleash The Bats.

After being fired from his low paying retail job, Lewis took it upon himself to grab some mates, go to the bar and Unleash The Bats.

After witnessing her best friend hook-up with the man of her dreams, Elizabeth decided to Unleash The Bats and finish the rest of her Captain Morgan.
Unleash The Bats by McSkinney October 21, 2009

give'r the beans 

a redneck way of saying "send it". usually said when riding 4wheelers and come across a jump or a big mud hole.
Hey Ryan give'r the beans through that mud hole.
give'r the beans by give me a juul February 6, 2019

Spill the Beans 

To tell somebody the truth. Or the act of telling someone private information.
Spill the Beans by Lar Lar June 9, 2011

The Beanslide

During the 69 position while the male is on top of the female he proceeds to move into an upright position (technically sitting on her face), he then slides his sweaty nut sack across the entire length of the woman's face thus leaving her with the grimy, smelly sweat of his genitals.
"Last week Jimmy gave me the Beanslide and I still can't get the scent to come off...."
The Beanslide by Merick August 18, 2007