The American Eagle

When a girl passes out drunk, and you shave off all the hair on her head (this may be tougher on girls with facial hair) and jizz all over her bald head, Like a bald eagle, Madjestic in every way.

Me and Larry gave a girl The American eagle at D-mans party and ruined her life! It took her months to grow all that hair back!

The American Eagle by Philopean September 11, 2006

the american revolution 

Ahhhhhhhh.....

The whole thing was staged.

It's still the British Empire!

the american revolution by homos April 6, 2005

The American Toilet

The act of eating ass, immediately followed by drinking a glass of water.

Sean: So Allyson and I did The American Toilet last night.
Jordan: That's gross dude. Brush your teeth in between next time.

The American Toilet by DuctTapePants August 26, 2018

the american potato 

The act of shaping a potato into a dildo and sticking in your buddies ass

Brian: hey Jake, give me the American potato
Jake: wtf, no bro

the american potato by Blyat_boi11 May 19, 2019

The American Torpedo

You must lay a Japanese girl flat on her stomach. You then proceed to forcefully ram your cheddar shredder into the side of her stomach. You keep thrusting your anaconda into her side until you tear her apart and reach the other side of her body. Her body will then be split in half and fall to the ground to represent the sinking of the U.S.S Arizona.

Neil meet up with his girlfriend, Mrs. Hiroshima, to avenge his grandfather who was killed in Pearl Harbor and gave her The American Torpedo to represent the Torpedo that killed his grandfather.

The American Torpedo by Austin Kennedy II October 22, 2019

The American School in London 

A shitty, yet hella expensive school full of rich bitches. Also known as "ASL"

"She's ugly, fake, rich, and bitchy... She must go to The American School in London.

The American School in London by birdy93 December 17, 2015

The American Kid 

An american boy aged 7-12 playing on Xbox Live, usually characterized by being nooby, naive and whiny.

Due to several thousand such children having almost exactly the same accent and sounding the same, it is thought that they are in fact all the same child with tonnes of accounts...

"Haha, I just pwned the American Kid again"
"Damn that kid should really get a life... or learn how to play"

The American Kid by RandomComment December 23, 2009