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Rate the Stache 1-10 

"Rate the Stache 1-10"- A phrase said by a gay man to a straight man to inform them they'd like a facial, or multiple.
"Hey man its me Tim, Rate the Stache 1-10 bro!"

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti 

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy 

nishiki: 10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

The biggest poes of 10 Alma Rd 

An individual whom has displayed a singular or multiple incidents of ‘poesery’ within the confines of 10 Alma Rd.
Ben Neuburger didn’t make us dinner, he’s the biggest poes of 10 Alma Rd.

PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT 

ramming a bowling trophy in a persons anus
I ASKED MY WIFE IF I COULD GIVE HER A 7-10 SPLIT. SHE SAID ONLY IF SHE COULD PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT ON ME.

10. Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word, Elton John. 

Answer to a difficult question where multiple guesses have been made but none are correct. Can often bring about a "Heh" if used sparingly.