Teddy Bear Syndrome 

When you break-up with someone, you don’t want to date them anymore, but you don’t want anyone else to date them either.

Just like as a kid, you have outgrown your teddy-bear and you don’t want to play with it anymore. However, if anyone else expresses interest in playing with your teddy-bear, it is very upsetting.

Friend #1: I can’t believe it – I broke up with him, not the other way around, so why am I so upset that he is dating someone else?

Friend #2: It can’t be helped, it is called ‘Teddy Bear Syndrome’, you don’t want to play with your teddy-bear anymore, but you don’t want anyone else to play with it either!

Teddy Bear Syndrome by Karen W July 7, 2009

Teddy Bear Picnic 

A group of three or more people going into the woods to get slizzered.

"Dude--Jolene, Darlene, Starlene, Sharlene, and me are gonna have a teddy bear picnic this weekend, wanna join?

Teddy Bear Picnic by myfirstandlastname May 2, 2013

Teddy Bear 

Someone you can trust with your life. Teddy Bear means the world to me. Funny. Outstanding. Adorable. Magnificent. Perfect. Sessy. I ar ar ar wurvee her. Shes Smart, Purrtyy, funny. Everything you could ask for. My babe. My everything! I love YOU Teddy Bear a lot. Mine! Love of my life.
<3

person 1: Be my Teddy Bear?
Person 2: Otay

Teddy Bear by teddybear22711 October 17, 2011

Teddy Bear 

A chubby guy that loves to cuddle his girlfriend, protects her, has fun with her, and loves her to the end.

I love my boyfriend, my big teddy bear!

Teddy Bear by Dr. GingerBeard April 27, 2015

Teddy bear time bomb

A nuclear bomb wrapped in a teddy bear. Figuratively speaking, it is someone who bottles all of their feelings inside over the course of several weeks and even months before finally letting it all out without warning, sometimes on people that had nothing to do with their misfortunes or shortcomings. You may never see it coming too, because they could appear to completely fine until one day you or someone else does something to piss them off. The slightest offense to that individual could incur their wrath (whether that's verbal abuse or physical harm), surprising everyone around them due to the behavior appearing out of nowhere (they may even take the person's side since they don't understand the whole story). It is best to stay as far away from them as possible, so that you don't get caught up in the mushroom cloud as well. People like that can be very dangerous if handled the wrong way.

*Lunch period in High School*
Chad: "I wouldn't mess with him if I were you, that guy just got released from juvie last month. That guy is like a teddy bear time bomb.”
Trevor: (Laughs at Chad) “A what? You watch too much t.v. man. What does that even mean?”
Chad: “I’m serious dude, I heard he had to be relocated once after almost stabbing one of the inmates with a broken toothbrush. It took three security guards to hold him down. Ever since that day he’s been quiet and keeps to himself, who knows what might happen, he could be some kind of psycho now.”
Trevor: *Ignores Chad and continues to approach the guy anyways*
*Gets beat up*
Juvie Kid: “You want a piece of me too?!”
Chad: *Nervously shakes his head*

Teddy bear time bomb by Red_Shaft July 23, 2017

teddy bear 

Teddy bear you were my teddy bear everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me

Melanie Martinez : imma wrote a song about a teddy bear so what

teddy bear by little.kid.lover June 16, 2020

menacing teddy bear 

someone who looks unappraochable and can beat the shit out of you, but is exactly the total opposite of that.

guy1) oh my god! oh my god! he's gonna kill me i know it

guy2) *walks over* sup, can you like move...your blocking the door

guy1) uh, yeah no problem...

guy2) thanks

guy1) freakin menacing teddy bear

menacing teddy bear by noneofyourconcern72 July 3, 2011