Sex stories 

I walk into my laundry room and see my best friend Alexis waiting for me. I grin and me smash our lips together. she’s so hot. She’s already naked. I undress myself and she sits on my washing machine and fingers herself, moaning. God, she’s so sexy.

Just as I crawl on top her, our other friend Maria walks in surprised. I grin. “Don’t just stand there, join us baby!” She nods and strips in front of us and climbs on. Alexis fingers me and I’m moaning, pussy wet. Maria grabs a dildo and shoves it up my friends pussy and she screams. Then, I eat Alexis while the other one sucks on my clit. I cum into her mouth moaning and she swallows it. I scissor with Alexis and we moan, our wet, shaved pussys touching. Maria is cumming on the dildo, and I grab it from her and lick her cum off. Then Alexis sticks the dildo in my pussy and I moan as it hits my g-spot. “IM GONNA CUM!!!” Maria eats Alexis out and she whimpers twisting her tits. We kiss passionately, our tounges twisting down each other’s throats. I grab Alexis ad Maria’s boobs and moan loudly. Then we fuck hard all night, pussies throbbing. I love sex stories.

Sex stories by Wetgirl69 March 4, 2021

blame-storming 

blame·storm·ing (blām-stôr-mĭng)
--noun
1. Group session intended to determine responsibility (or blame) for a problem.
2. Method for passing fault onto another.
3. Usually entails ignoring any search for solutions.

"The current deficit and impending closure of businesses will survive the ongoing blame-storming, but the company will not."

blame-storming by Michael DeFant December 18, 2008

Sex stories 

this is for you hornys

"OMG!! YOUR SO BIG!" she screamed as her boyfriends pumped into her throbbing pussy. he groaned under his breath because of the pleasure he was expiriencing from her tight pussy. he grabbed one of her huge tits and gripped on to it as he thrusted faster. she could barley breath anymore as she was on the verge of cumming.

"mmmng~" she moaned as he siezed hold of her throat and choking her very harshly. he slammed her head against the bed as he slid deeper and deeper into her and she got closer and closer every time.
"SUCH A FUCKING SLUT FOR ME" he said basiclly screaming at the satisfaction he was experiencing. they both were very close to cumming as she felt like she was in heaven.
"I-IM GONNA MMMHMMGN~ C-CUM" she screamed as she moaned.
"ME TOO BABY"he replied. he felt the knot in his stomach grow as he leaned in and passionatly kissed her. she moaned into the kiss sending vibrations down his throat. that almost sent him over the edge.
"CUMMING" she screeched as she pulled away from the kiss. in that moment liquid squirted far out of her pulsing hole. he couldnt hold it in anymore and realeased his hot,sticky liquid into her tight, pink hole. they both keeped grinding riding their high. they felt like they were on cloud nine. both of them collapsed when they finished.

"that was amazing" she said.
"i know" he responded.

sex stories are amazing my wattpad really paid off

Sex stories by hornybitchyepyouheardme October 14, 2021

Daily Stormer

n. A pour soul who has made it his or her mission to hoard all the unscientific beliefs and rancor from the Old Republic that lost The Great Wars. The chemical imbalance bared by such individuals causes them to be in constant need of defecation.

v. The routine action of having to excrement all the impurities in the human body. This type of excretion from the anus is unique in that it has a higher than usual ratio of liquid-to-solid fecal matter. This action can lead to a person being misdiagnosed with Diarrhea. Unlike Diarrhea, a daily stormer almost always can be rooted to overzealous emotions in the brain and is usually cured when finding peace with different beings.

Cenk TheHomeopathologist: Andrew, your Daily Stormers are making the toilet stalls uninhabitable. I thought I had already advised you to quit consuming unhealthy substances ESPECIALLY those found on the desolate corners of the Internet.

Andrew Angrylin: Fuck You and your pseudo-science shit! Your kind does not know whats good for me. You aren't even a real doctor.

Cenk TheHomeopathologist: I don't need to be a doctor to know that if you constantly intake shit, you will constantly make shit. Law of Conservation of Mass

Daily Stormer by IncorporatedStates.gov July 17, 2016

weedy stories

Weedy stories are those very short,yet very amusing tales, that friends like to tell each other while passing the joint. On some occasions, they prove to be true, however most of the time, they are completely fictional.

The entire gang sat in the livingroom on the couches and floor, passing around weedy stories and of course the joint.

weedy stories by ivanytrusk December 9, 2008

Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark 

A book used to ruin a kid's childhood.

Little Billy: Last night I read Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark and now I'll never get an erection.

Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark by Kite March 13, 2004

storiented 

A portmanteau of the phrase "story oriented." Used to describe entertainment which favors deliberate plot development over gags, action, or character-development.

Ashley: "Wanna watch a quick show before bed?"
Josh: "How about Game of Thrones?"
Ashley: "Nah, too storiented. Let's watch something light, like The League."

storiented by phaelinx August 27, 2013