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New York Stop Sign 

Blatantly walking into oncoming traffic, especially taxis or other drivers under severe time constraints, with an open palm facing outward and an utter disregard for one's own life, thus forcing the drivers to make the choice between a rage-induced aneurysm or vehicular manslaughter.
Pussy McGee: "Careful, there's a taxi coming!"
Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Fuck it, I'll just give 'em a New York Stop Sign."

Left Handed Stop Sign 

The wedding band on a man's finger that makes you stop trying to talk or flirt with him.
Jane: "Wow do you see that hot guy over there"

Jenny: "Don't even think about it. Left handed stop sign."
Left Handed Stop Sign by mb95482 September 8, 2010

Egyptian stop sign

A sexual act that takes months to prepare for. The first step involves growing an Egyptian dick beard similar to king tut. Then you sit on someone's face with your ass cheeks on their eyes, your grundel on their nose, & your balls in their mouth. Now while bobbing up and down on their face do the z shaped Egyptian arm thing.
Jason has been growing his dick beard for months so he can give jeny the Egyptian stop sign
Egyptian stop sign by My boy blew December 6, 2011

Blue Stop Sign 

It means stop. Contrary to Orange Go Sign that means to go, it means to stop dead where you stand.
Sans used the Blue Stop Sign on me and now I can’t attack him...easily...

Texas stop sign 

tounge-in-cheek slang common among Texas transplants
Texas stop sign by wayfarer April 27, 2005

Two Gin Bottles and a Stop Sign 

a term to describe mounting excitement followed by massive disappointment..derived from Geraldo Rivera's epic embarassement, in which he opened a vault he believed contained Al Capone's hidden fortune in a worldwide live TV special.. only two empty gin bottles and and an old stop sign.
"how'd your date go w/ that supermodel you met online?"
"Dude, it was two gin bottles and a stop sign. I should have known it was too good to be true when she wouldn't send me a closeup picture."