ass spelunker 

this word comes from ass meaning butt and spelunker meaning someone who explores caves so ass spelunker means someone who explores the butt hole and its surrounding area

god jantzen minton is such an ass spelunker

ass spelunker by the_one_and_only June 9, 2003

sphincter spelunker 

One who makes a hobby of exploring and studying the cave that is surrounded by the annular muscle (i.e., the ass)and able to contract or close a bodily opening. A poostabber. A male homosexual/anal invader.

My friend Paul is a sphincter spelunker, thus he is constantly washing feces off his weener.

sphincter spelunker by Carter Jordan September 27, 2004

Queef Spelunker

One of low moral character; an asshole; a quim taint; one considered unpleasant company.

I told that queef spelunker to eat my ass dust!

Queef Spelunker by Hangman Angman January 29, 2012

Ass Spelunker 

Originally termed in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut." Commonly mis-spelled as ass beehonker, this term refers to anal intercourse between two men. Splunking itself is decending into a deep cave, which is fitting.

"You ass spelunker! I'll kill you!

Ass Spelunker by The Masticator April 12, 2006

Turd Spelunker 

Derogatory term for those who participate in butt sex.

The lead singer of Flobots is a primordial turd spelunker.

Turd Spelunker by Anonymous000856 January 11, 2009

Sphincter Spelunker 

The art of going deep into and exploring a persons sphincter. Derived from the word spelunking which is another name used for exploring caves.

John: "Dude did you hear Brad was hitting on my girlfriend last night?"
Kevin: "Ya I heard about that, what a tool!"
John: "Na man he is a Sphincter Spelunker."

Sphincter Spelunker by k3r0s1n3 July 31, 2009

Asshole Spelunker 

one whos is a suck ass; brown noser; the bosses bitch

Ernie is a real asshole spelunker, he is up Butch's ass at the drop of a hat.

Asshole Spelunker by The Poor Boy February 8, 2012