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Sneaky Snowplow 

(Canadian) When you get screwed by your two best friends, and don't even know it.
Ted was given the ole' Sneaky Snowplow by his two friends Marshall and Barney, while Marshall's wife Lily watched.
Sneaky Snowplow by sweitzen March 24, 2009

Alaskan snowplow 

When you take a girl, and fuck her in a doggystyle type manner with her legs wrapped around your waist, holding her hands as handles, and her face in the ground as a plow as you're plowing the shit out of her; thus, the Alaskan snowplow. Works best on carpet and/or snow.
Dude my bitch made me eat her carpet last night, so I made her eat my carpet with the Alaskan snowplow.

canadian snowplow 

an act of sweet, sweet love making. The male reaches around the female and jerks her arms out from underneath her while doin her doggy-style. This causes the female partner to smash her face into the ground. After contact between the ground and her face has been made, the male proceeds to continue thrusting. Thus causing her face to slide along the carpet like a snowplow, and giving that bitch one monstous case of rug-burn.
canadian snowplow by Lance January 6, 2004

southie snowplow 

An enormous cocaine scooping device to load copious amounts of white powder into your nose.
Damn bro did you see Megan last night? She moved a mountain with that southie snowplow. She was whacked.

Norwegian snowplow 

A variation on the wheelbarrow position, the norwegian snowplow is at a sharper angle, thus driving the recieving partner's face into the floor.
I took her in the norwegian snowplow last night

Sneaky Snowplow 

Canadian sex act first mentioned in the T.V. show "How I Met Your Mother".
Ted: I can't believe this. i just got screwed by my two best friends, and I didn't even know it.

Lily: In Canada, that's called a "Sneaky Snowplow."
Sneaky Snowplow by Skyler White November 2, 2013