A Simon is a well intended good-natured Italian. He is often found during two hole related activities: falling in them; or stuffing his face hole with food.

“Woah is that Wendy’s buffet is destroyed...Simon must be here”

“What is it boy? There’s an emergency at the old Farm in Acre St.? At the old well boy? Simon fell in it again?”

Simon by Neebs_06 February 10, 2018

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He is the definition of a sexy beast

Simon is hot

Simon by Hiperson September 8, 2019

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Fast and french. Loves to be outside but not much with people. Would rather be outside then with people, but still with people. Doesn't need to tell to people he was outside, but still likes to be outside and then with people.

"Jai pas besoin de dire a tout le monde que jprend des marches."
"I don't need to tell everyone I'm taking a walk."

There was a really nice sunset out there with beautiful colors, but Simon did not take a picture and shared it because he knows everyone was outside already seeing it.

Simon by Nailakh October 9, 2019

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simon likes wearing adidas pants and glasses. he also has brown hair usually. he likes to do the chin rub and the a-hAhaaa laugh. Hes actually a pretty good photographer and likes taking pics of really interesting things.

hey look its simon

simon by name1001 February 17, 2020

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