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A beautiful young woman who is very independent and kind she can sometimes loose her temper and can show another side to her but this is on a rare occasion.Overall she is a pleasure to be around and has many friends as she is easy to get along with but be careful because she doesn’t like being compared to the singer and don’t get on her bad side!
“Shakira A kind hearted girl
Shakira by Kylie Smithe February 7, 2018
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A stupid, ugly, annoying, spanish-speaking whore who sings like a retarded banshee. She tries way too hard to be sexy, and her dancing is utterly ridiculous! She dances like a fucking chicken, or a turkey. That dance she does in La Tortura looks like she's fanning a fart behind her ass with both hands. She rolls around in shit, and thinks she is special because she sings in spanish sometimes. Useless.
HAHAHA! Look at Shakira's stupid-ass dancing!
shakira by Zeebo the Barber November 3, 2006
That one girl at school who everyone thinks is on drugs.
Ah, damn it, that girl Shakira is giving out weed again!
Shakira by Lala~Chan February 26, 2020
A high quality piece of meat. A great singer and with the lyrics of a poet. Singing from the heart, soul, and body language. Above all, one great role model for women everywhere!

She's like a good drug one likes taking everyday.
Man1- MMM...I'll take that one.
Dealer- Hell of a choice. Our best yet.
Man2- Ah, yes, there's nothing like a good dose of Shakira.
shakira by Rosada January 2, 2006
Shakira is a nice girl she is loving,cute,gorgeous..she does not tolerate foolishness she is a fun person to be around
Shakira doesn't care what people say or think of her...she is a good singer
Shakira is intelligent
Shakira by Don56 October 3, 2018
Refers to a mixed-race woman whom was told as a child (around 13) that she had an unusual voice and no singing talent by her music instructor.

Ignoring this professional opinion she eventually became famous worldwide still sounding like a cross between a turkey and a frog. Her success can be attributed to her shaking her behind but remains a mystery to this day.
1st man: We are in downtown and I hear turkeys and frogs!

2nd man: It's only shakira singing. Concentrate on her ass mate, forget about the singing.
shakira by yellowdaug September 27, 2011
Bad ASF😍loyal,caring,freaky,kind,and pretty & paid👐
Gotta get you a Shakira💞
Shakira by Shmoods May 23, 2018