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National sexting day 

This is the day where you sext people so sexy texting ,dirty texting ,or sexy roll play
Friend 1.)Did you know it’s national sexting day

Friend 2.)yess

the exciting hours

The time from 11pm to 6am. It's when all the exciting stuff happens in the streets, like shootings, robberies, drunk driving accidents, vandalism, whatever crime you hear about in the local news.

11-12: robberies and big fights

12-3: shootings and drunk driving accidents

3-6: vandalism, high-speed pursuits and other deadly car accidents
News: "A young black male was killed in a drive-by shooting at 1:30 AM last Monday in the San Francisco Tenderloin, police said."

DAMN IT!! It was in the exciting hours...

Text Sexting 

Ex:

Bob: Dude I was text sexting with Betty for like 3 hours on my new phone!

Billy: Hope you have unlimited texting.

Bob: Shit...

Sexting Bases 

The metaphor generally applied to sex using baseball, except towards all things sexting. The bases being:
1st: simple flirting
2nd: a wink
Short-stop: Blatant sexual innuendos

3rd: sexting
Home: photos

*important note: the sexting bases are almost always cumulative and in the same text themselves.
At first it was just simple flirting, then things progressed and we ended up rounding all the sexting bases; thank you picture phone.

Eastern Sexting 

Unlike common sexting, where clothes are removed before taking and sending an image, Eastern Sexting is when a human (usually of the female variety) adds additional clothing before taking a picture of herself and sends it to one or more males. This term received its name after becoming common with the Eastern Middle School community in Greenwich.
- Are you Eastern Sexting again?

- Yeah, she's wearing a parka again!
Eastern Sexting by Gullyside May 10, 2011

Hillbilly Sexting 

sending sexually explicit texts to members of your own family
-Did you hear about Timmy?

-Yea, he got caught hillbilly sexting his cousin.

-Eww.
Hillbilly Sexting by JeepGrrrl January 27, 2010