When you start to meet a Sam you will like him and think he’s chill, you will shortly realize he will begin to make puns about the male genitalia.
Eventually he will ask you things like “
you got that BBC?” and ask you if you are snipped, tell him you are, otherwise you will never hear the end of it. Ever.
Sams sometimes like to make fun of people’s dads for not being..ya know...and that can make people upset sometimes.
At the end of the day Sams are pretty funny and a good guy in general, also fun to hang around and party with. Get you a Sam if your looking for a good laugh.
Ian B: Yeah you know my parents just didin’t decide to
circumcise me, nothing wrong with that!
Sam: OMG, your so uncircumcised, you will never live this down, you got
the biggest baddest uncircumcised BBC. How’s having forskin? Does it feel better? Bro your not
circumcised. I mean your just not.