You grab a full head of lettuce in one hand and bottle of salad dressing in the other. You bite the head of lettuce and take a swiq of the salad dressing out of the bottle to wash down the lettuce. Usually the only two remaining items in a bachelor's refrigerator.
Tom: Oh crap, I'm hungry but don't want to prepare anything.
Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.
Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.
by EDelo September 22, 2009
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After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he indeed is.
After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he indeed is.
Dudes: “PETE! Where have you goddamn been?! All of a sudden you just disappeared.”
Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian salad”
Dudes: “Ahh fair man”
Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian salad”
Dudes: “Ahh fair man”
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A very sincere and chill persian guy. Saeed is very trustworthy, has a great sense of humour, and is very smart. He may be quiet at first but will open up if you give him the chance. He is great friend friend to have Everyone wants a little Saeed in their life.
Mana- "I wish i had an honest friend, someone ican chill with and not worry about being judged or backstabbed." Sara- "You need a Saeed in your life." Saeed is the best friend anyone can ask for.
by S-sara January 28, 2018
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Your mom asked if she could toss my salad. I told her I had 3 supreme tacos and double beef burrito for lunch. Therefor it will be of the Windy City Salad variety.
by RoundhouseKick September 24, 2009
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Bob: Yeah, that one math test was impossible.
Jimmy: True salad.
Matt: I don't get why the answer is 4?
Tim: Because its 2+2
Matt: Oh yeah... true salad
Jimmy: True salad.
Matt: I don't get why the answer is 4?
Tim: Because its 2+2
Matt: Oh yeah... true salad
by harry ballzonja March 3, 2011
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Really isn't hard to call someone a retard but it sounds better.
Really isn't hard to call someone a retard but it sounds better.
"What you doing this afternoon"
"Gonna jump off a roof and land in the pool"
"Mate......your such a ben saeed"
Or
Go fck yourself ben saeed
Translation: "Mate.....your such a |retard|
"Gonna jump off a roof and land in the pool"
"Mate......your such a ben saeed"
Or
Go fck yourself ben saeed
Translation: "Mate.....your such a |retard|
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