Sail Boater

A person that owns a sailboat, who acts better than everyone else, especially on race day; one who thinks they are the king of the marina; someone who thinks driving european cars are better than anything else; someone who is a complete rude stuck up snob.

Norbert loves to sail. He is from Nantucket, Home of the majority of Sail Boat snobbs. He always thinks he is the boss of the road and the marina. Because he drives a European Car that is highly over-rated and sails. Which to him is better than anyone else can do.

Roy thinks Norbert is an asshole, because he is a Sail Boater. Roy is correct, Norbert is an asshole...because he sails and Roy doesn't.

Sail Boater by Kevin Baines July 24, 2008

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sail boat

when you take the toilet paper that you wiped your ass with and put it on someones face while they are sleeping.

man!!! did you see Raymond give Sam a sail boat last night? It was fucking awesome!!!!!

sail boat by Shadow44_z December 25, 2008

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Sail Boater

A person that owns a sailboat, who acts better than everyone else, especially on race day; one who thinks they are the king of the marina; someone who thinks driving european cars are better than anything else; someone who is a complete rude stuck up asshole snob.

Norbert loves to sail. He is from Nantucket, Home of the majority of Sail Boat snobbs. He always thinks he is the boss of the road and the marina. Because he drives a European Car that is highly over-rated and sails. Which to him is better than anyone else can do.

Roy thinks Norbert is an asshole, because he is a Sail Boater. Roy is correct, Norbert is an asshole...because he sails and Roy doesn't.

Roy The Power Boater: (Walks past Sailboater) "Hey man how'ya doing?"

Norbert The Sailer: (Looks down real fast at his Sperry Top Siders) "arghhh"

Roy Power Boater: "Heyy mann, wtf you can't say hi? I was just trying to be nice!"

Norbert The Sailer: "Leave me be, I'm busy and I don't know you"

Sail Boater by Kevin Baines April 18, 2006

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sail the moon

to shoot heroin;

the origin of the phrase is contested; it is presumably derived from (1) the scaring left on the arm after heroin injection (also called "moon craters"); (2) a corruption of the expression "sling moon rock;" (3) the name of a show featuring an all-female-superhero cast sailor moon (i.e. "heroines").

i got some rocks, let's sail the moon.

sail the moon by edger appleblot May 2, 2006

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Sail the porch

To spend long periods of time on one's front porch. Usually involves music, conversation and some form of inebriates. May also involve food, especially food produced from a grill.

I'm just planning to sail the porch tonight, you can come hang, too.

Sail the porch by tehamahreha February 28, 2009

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Sail Boating

Swimming on your back while having a massive erection.

"Dude, did you see Jenny in her new bikini at the pool?"
"Yeah man, I saw her while I was practicing my backstrokes. She had me Sail Boating."

Sail Boating by Sarpa May 25, 2016

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