cristiano ronaldo

To jump in the air and take a dive hard on the ground then wince in pain to catch the referees attention, although no one even came close to touching you.

To get your club teammate sent off for the benefit of your own team.

Buddy just stop cristiano ronaldo-ing, we know you're falling on purpose.

cristiano ronaldo by tehretardedbunny September 7, 2008

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Ronaldo

To be the best at a certain sport

You are Ronaldo at football

Ronaldo by Abnormal_J95 May 29, 2018

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christiano ronaldo

christiano ronaldo is a footballer for man utd and portugal often criticised for his cheating (rightly so) and homosexuality.

a talented player no doubt who could easily win a game and be admired by many if he did not fall over like a sack of shit clutching his leg when there is the slightest gust of wind.

hated by fans across england he is expected to join real madrid next season despite his 3 year contract.

what a ladyboy bastard... cunt.

fact: christiano ronaldo is the biggest gay pin up in the world at the moment.

christiano ronaldo by dwayne rooney July 31, 2006

the ronaldo spin

Get a nigger to fuck your wife in the back seat of your car, while you watch the first 3 seasons of 24, while eating mcdonalds.
The nigger and your wife should be smothered in shermans low fat cream butter.

Honey, I want some mcdonalds... why dont you have a nice the ronaldo spin

the ronaldo spin by korgar October 18, 2008