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Platinum Gay

A gay man who was born via c-section, meaning he has never touched a vagina.
"Garret is more gay than all of us!"
"Nah man, I'm a Platinum Gay."
Platinum Gay by HAUGHT_DAMN October 18, 2018

Platinum Bassett 

A Fred Bassett cartoon which is in fact so hilarious, that it is awarded the highest honor. Usually a three panel comic.
"Fred, that is hilarious! P-P-Platinum Bassett!"

Platinum Digger 

Someone who surpasses a gold digger in the fact that they are already insanely wealthy, and only will date people who have more money than them. AKA an asshole!
LaToya: Yeah I made 3,00,000 dollars last year, and I will only date a man who has double my income!
Ray: Damn Bitch, you a Platinum Digger!
Platinum Digger by Kronos! September 26, 2010

Platinum Rule 

The Platinum Rule far predates the How I Met Your Mother episode of the same name. It is similar to the Golden Rule, but more considerate.

It states "Do unto others as they would have you do unto them, not as you would have them do unto you."

The Golden Rule is to treat others as you want to be treated, but the Platinum Rule understands and accommodates for the fact that not everyone wants to be treated the same way. It says that we should treat people how they want to be treated, regardless of how we might personally want to be treated in similar situations.

The Platinum Rule is a much more empathetic, sensitive moral guideline than its predecessor, the Golden Rule, which ignores the wishes and preferences of the recipients of the behaviour in favor of imposing the giver's preferences onto others in a misguided attempt at kindness.
I like having doors held open for me, but Jane prefers to open her own doors. Instead of insisting that she shut up and let me open her doors, I abide by the Platinum Rule, and I let her open her own doors when she wants to.
Platinum Rule by Joreth November 1, 2011

Platinum Panther 

Step 1) Gouge a girls eyes out.
Step 2) One in the Pink, One in the Stink, Two in the eyes , One in the Mouth, Two in the hands.
Step 3) Cycle Left and Repeat.
Yo, Andy, Mike, Matt, Joel, Bryn, John, and Toby totally Platinum Panther'd Natalie last night.
Platinum Panther by AndyAndCrew September 30, 2011

Platinum School Threat 

The highest level of school threat. Platinum School Threats have a 90% chance of shooting up their school someday and usually have no friends. Stay away from these people.
Guy1: "He sits alone at lunch and talks to himself, he's a Platinum School Threat."
Guy2: "Agreed."