Playing Swords 

A game where two men slap eachother with their dicks.

I walked in and saw them playing swords, and felt sad that I was left out.

Playing Swords by YaBoiJimbus October 29, 2018

playing scrabble 

A "code" word used between guys to mean hooking up with a girl.

Guy 1: Hey, you down for working out at the gym tonight?

Guy2:Nah man, I'm playing scrabble with the girlfriend again.

Guy 1:Alright..

playing scrabble by scrabbleplayer69 February 27, 2010

playing stupid 

Pretending to be ignorant to get out of trouble

"Excuse me sir, can I see your ticket...you are in the wrong seat, this is the sky box section, you are supposed to be in the bleachers.

"Oh, I had no idea, how do you even get there?

"Go out make a left or right, and go all the way to the other side of the stadium."

"Okay thanks"

...

"Haha, I love playing stupid, it works every time."

playing stupid by dhun April 1, 2015

playing slug 

The act of covering one's self in lotion and rolling around on the floor of one's bathroom.

Guy: dude I really need to relax I'm so stressed out from life right now.
Friend: just go home and play slug, it always helps me get my mind off things.
Guy: I used up all of my lotion playing slug last week though.

playing slug by thefistyhampster February 27, 2014

im playing skyblock 

Skyblock = ass.
So theorericly speakng if you say im playing skyblock you are saying im playing ass.

Bro im playing skyblock, leave me be.
this means: Bro im playing ass, leave me be.

im playing skyblock by 🍌Banana Cate🐈 February 20, 2022

Playing solitaire 

Masturbating. Saying "Yoo-hoo!" to one's hoo-hoo. Ya-Ya-ing the sisterhood. Marching the penguin. Finding Nemo. Patting the bunny. Having fun with Dick or Jane. Choking the chicken or taking one's sausage hostage.

"Bored and waiting for my boyfriend to get back into town, I decided to play some solitaire."

"Old ladies love to play solitaire."

"Not now, honey, I'm playing solitaire."

"Playing solitaire is an awesome euphemism for masturbating."

Playing solitaire by dr.L_Heezy February 20, 2012

Playing Strapless 

Playing and using a Wii Mote without a strap, usually resulting in broken TV setups and resulting in intense feelings of stupidity and shame.

Grandpa was bowling strapless, and broke the TV again.

Grandma was playing strapless and practicing the backhand, when she let go of the wii mote and knocked over grandpas ashes.

Playing Strapless by Seefoodlover March 22, 2009