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The art of palm-to-Palm warfare. The one that plays the sport has to be so fierce, boiling with fury. When the two hands of the gladiators meet, black holes appear out of no where. God's awaken from their eternal slumber. Even John Cena cannot defeat the masters of palm-to-palm combat.
OMG THEY'RE PLAYING ULTIMATE PATTY CAKE! WE MUST ALEART THE KING AND HIS GUARDS! IT IS TOO DANHEROUS TO PLAY IN THE OPEN!

King: GUARDS, SEIZE THEM!
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Texas Patty Cake 

The act of spitroasting a participant, while engaging in a game of Patty Cake.
Honey, grab your strap-on, let's go play Texas Patty Cake with the neighbor.

Patty Cakes 

When a guy is pounding a pussy and slaps the girls ass at the same time
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh Oh Oh Oh! Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Jake : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!

Kiersten : Harder! Harder!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Jake : Damn you sure like them Patty Cakes don't ya!
Kiersten : More More!
Jake : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kiersten : Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : That's it baby keep cummin! Mmmmmmmm!

Jake : Wow you ass is so fine I just love to give you Patty Cakes!
Patty Cakes by SlopNChop September 12, 2017

panty cake 

The layer of crust left from a yeast infection in the crocth of a dirty pair of panties.
"Man, Sheila. This yeast infection is so horrible. I've got so many panty cakes in my underwear I should open up a bakery."

"That sucks."
panty cake by Kevin20012001 June 1, 2006

party cake 

A slang term used to refer to an African American person. It is often used in a humorous fashion and not meant to be demeaning, but can be used in as a derogatory way as its speaker wishes. Can also be used as an adjective.
"That party cake just called me a cracker! Why can't we all just get along?"

"Rap is a typically party cake genre of music, there are not many mainstream white rap stars"
party cake by George Read December 27, 2007

party cake 

The best icecream ever...
with its frosting and little chunks of cake mixed into vanilla icecream.
party cake by Jaydm56 August 12, 2003

Patty Cakes 

A man who is not pre-school educated
Spatch is such a patty cakes
Patty Cakes by sonz69696969 December 17, 2008