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Paper Man 

1) A person who acts all high and mighty, but is actually weak-willed and pathetic in reality.
2) A sorry excuse for a man, one who acts smug and in-control, but is actually a wet napkin.
3) A fake person, when put under pressure or are called out they seem to crumble.
Don't listen to him, he is a paper man through and through

Greg thinks he's king of the world, but everyone knows he's actually a paper man
Paper Man by Definitely Not Weed September 19, 2017
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Paper hands 

Those fucking dumbasses who cannot hold the line and die poor
Karen: this stock will fall Monday! I am selling now!
Average Joe: Hooooold! Put down those paper hands!
Paper hands by Zhu_gu January 29, 2021

paper heart 

A heart that is very fragile or sensitive
My paper heart can't handle rejection.
paper heart by dw9 January 14, 2009

No Paper Cloger 

When one produses so much crap in a toilet it clogs it up, and enables it unable to flush.
"Yo bro do not go in there! I just unloaded a no paper cloger!"
No Paper Cloger by FP913 January 4, 2012

paper canoe 

When a joint burns on one side only.
Hey man, looks like we've got a paper canoe on our hands, let's squash this shit out and roll a new one.
paper canoe by Mike the Rookie September 2, 2009

paper pump 

-noun/verb

The recipient of a fist pump responds by placing their entire hand over initiator's fist resembling "paper beats rock" in Rock-Paper-Scissor.
After Grandpa blew out all 90 candles he rocked my fist pump with a mean paper pump.
paper pump by AHarris January 2, 2011