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A unit of time employed to measure the delay between hearing a fart, and smelling it. This can take anywhere from a few seconds to several months; Farts that make noise today might not begin to stink until after election season.
One palin, two palin, thr-oh GOD ITS HORRIBLE!
Palin by Neptocracy October 21, 2008
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Did you see that Palin picking his nose on TV?

I wish that Palin would stay up in Alaska with the bears.
Palin by catfight101 October 22, 2008
A thick, clumpy, white discharge that is associated with a vaginal yeast infection.
I've got palin in my panties. I must have a yeast infection.
Palin by Eric Tylurgen June 26, 2014
noun - 1. Often Disparaging and Offensive. a person from a backwoods or other remote area, esp. from the mountains of the northwestern U.S.
There are lots of palins buying bulk at costco.
palin by goingnowhere October 20, 2008
1. when you say something and then you say something else that is a contraction to it.
2. When you say something incredibly stupid that u don't even believe.
Gov. Palin "I know Global Warming is man made"
resident watching the debate "there she goes again, she pulled a Palin! Well they don't call it a Palin for nothing!"
Palin by Yardle February 25, 2009
confused and unable to focus on subjects, or direct questions, etc.; can be brought on by a night of drunken craziness or vice presidential nomination.
“We partied like rockstars last night, and I’m totally palin today. I don’t even know where I am!”

“Did you hear him? He’s always so palin! I asked about our retirement plan and he started discussing the dress code.”
palin by clong27 January 15, 2009