Opposite Day 

(march 27th! or so i've heard hehe.)

a day when "no" means "yes" and "shut up" means "keep talking" and etc..u do the opposite of what someone tells u to do.say the opposite things.blah blah blah.

a conversation between a girl & her boyfriend when theyre hugging on opposite day:

Girl: dont kiss me
Boy: *kisses her right on the lips*

Opposite Day by chass i licious July 22, 2005

Opposite Identity Politics 

When a Straight White Male™️ votes for a candidate because they're the opposite race or gender and he wants to feel like he's supporting diversity.

"I'm voting for Hamala Karris because we need more diversity in the administration"
"Man sounds like you're judging the candidate based on opposite identity politics..."

Opposite Identity Politics by The_Flying_Nun April 1, 2019

opposite sex repellent 

anything that scares away the opposite sex

why are you wearing a scarf, thats opposite sex repellent!

opposite sex repellent by hardhitr3 September 27, 2009

opposite day 

Opposite day isnt a real day, where you dont do the opposite. People will say nothing opposite. Every other day of the year IS an opposite day.

Oh, and you musnt be reading this on opposite day, or youll understand it. :( (and yes, the smiley isnt opposite)

Guy 1: Hai its opposite day
Guy 2: U LIAR ITS NOT NOW YOU SAID... BUT THEN IT IS! BECAUSE I SAID ITS NOT! ZOMG!!!!!1!11!!!

opposite day by W (my name starts with it) June 28, 2011

opposite-sex marriage 

A legal or social contract between a male and a female; considered to be the only relationship acceptable by the Abrahamic deity

Some religious person told me that same-sex marriage is immoral but opposite-sex marriage is blessed.

opposite-sex marriage by tory borty December 15, 2012

Opposite Mohawk

When a man (or woman) has hair on the sides of their head, but not in the middle/on the top. Usually because of hair loss, but sometimes because of bad hair cuts, or football season and/or camp.

Becca: Dude, check out that man. EPIC opposite mohawk going on.

Micaela: HAHA that's hilarious!

or

John: Dude! Yesterday at football practice, I got attacked by the other guys and a hair clipper! Now I have an opposite mohawk!

Kevin: That sucks bro. Just shave it all off.

Opposite Mohawk by abeccap April 6, 2011

Opposite day 

Celebrated on April 30th, the opposite of April 1st. The day when you are nice to your boss, teacher, enemy and can be a complete Ahole to your best friends. You can just say the opposite of what you want to say, and confuse/laugh at all the people who dont know why you are saying what you are saying.

Because April fools, has become a cliche.

Also spelled yad etisoppO, and occipatai

Beanerous Brokus I -Did I ever tell you that you look great.

Guy - You muckfluck its opposite Day.

Opposite day by Beanerous Brokus I July 21, 2006