spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard 

Make yourself at home, get comfortable, act like you own the place, mi casa es su casa. An exclamation of welcome.

Hey, welcome to my house. Sit down, make yourself comfortable, spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard.

spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard by Zadok the Priest March 9, 2008

boar on the floor

A game played by rich media moguls, to find moles among their staff - involves oinking, crawling, eating sausages and cult-like chanting

"It's a game! Boar on the floor!"

boar on the floor by ClaymoreCountry December 22, 2021

funny dance on the floor 

when your brother sees something really good or colorful

Dude: Ayo the lightning effects in this game are so good my brother's doing a funny dance on the floor

funny dance on the floor by hurbruh February 3, 2021

don't pee on the floor use the commodore 

a pufferfish singing

ratatata don't pee on the floor use the commodore

don't pee on the floor use the commodore by Phu The Writer May 11, 2022

toothpicks on the floor 

a phrase describing a situation where something bad happened only because something good happened.

Tom: Oh man, banging Donna last night was great, but now she wants some relationship crap.
Jerry: Thats real toothpicks on the floor, man.

toothpicks on the floor by cubanluis March 18, 2008

bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor 

one of your options when the mutha fuckin law is in your rearview mirror

"Shit, man, the motha fuckin laws behind me. What the hell am i gonna do?"
"Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor"

bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor by natetorious September 30, 2009

get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot 

Someone who is so physically attractive that you would literally have sex with them on the floor....or in a closet....or basically anywhere else.

A:"OMG, have you seen jack's brother? He's so cute!!"
B:"Cute like little kid cute or cute like hot..."
A:"More like get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot"
B:"Damn."

get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot by cheyenne hunter April 2, 2008