Slurpin' on the Chicken Feet 

A euphemism for performing oral sex onto a male.

"I heard Antoine really likes Slurpin' on the Chicken Feet, if you know what I mean!"

"Bro, she slurped on my chicken foot all night long."

Slurpin' on the Chicken Feet by Joseph Billiam Bobicus May 24, 2018

washing your feet with socks on 

This describes the way many men feel about sex while wearing a condom.

Ben Dover complained that wearing a rubber is just like washing your feet with socks on.

washing your feet with socks on by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017

Flee to McFleeto on the world 

A thing to describe an ugly kid who needs to be sent across the world to find a book to smash on their face to make them look smart

“Fly that ugly face Flee to McFleeto on the world”

Flee to McFleeto on the world by Paul Zuez February 28, 2019

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet 

When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad

That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet by SheaHiStepn August 12, 2022

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet 

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

National Step on your short friends feet Day

National Step on your short friends feet Day is on October 14th. Feel free to step all over your short friends feet for a whole day without getting in trouble. If they are shorter than you, they count. Have fun! 😈

Short Friend: OWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
You: It’s National step on your short friends feet Day! Be prepared…

National Step on your short friends feet Day by thispersonwashere October 10, 2025