noddy blinkums 

A way to say good night and/or sweet dreams. Origin is a combination of the 3 fishermen's names in the Dutch lullabye "Wynken, Blynken, and Nod."

"I'm turning on the nightlight, honey. Noddy blinkums and sweet dreams."

noddy blinkums by Stepho M. Miller May 27, 2009

noddy badge

When someone licks their thumb, and stamps another on the forehead.

Synonymous with stupidity, and wankers

p1: Whats a Noddy Badge??
p2: **stamps person with Noddy Badge**

noddy badge by SXCTinkerbell February 5, 2007

noddy car 

A noddy car is a poor looking and very cheap car, something like an old mk2 Nissan Micra or a Vauxhall Corsa B. These are generally disgusting chunks of metal on wheels, and are the type of car to be driven by the delivery driver of your local takeaway.

Ugh, just look at Olivia pulling up in that grim Corsa B, it's a right noddy car that is.

noddy car by A.SyndromeOfADown May 9, 2018

noddy blinkers 

when someone is falling asleep sitting upright. Their head makes a nodding motion whilst they blink to fight back the tiredness.

Q) Why did you run over the pedestrians?

A)Had a touch of the noddy blinkers, m'lud.

noddy blinkers by Rob August 27, 2005

noddy box 

Police car. UK regional slang. Possibly East Anglian? Usage may be restricted to one individual.

Thar go the noddy box. Them cud set up a station on ur road.

noddy box by Basilix July 18, 2006

Noddy Car 

A typically shit car, such as a Vauxhall Corsa b, or a nissan micra .

Look at that shit car, what a fucking noddy car that is, haahahaha....

Noddy Car by A.SyndromeOfADown June 3, 2018

Noddy Holder's sideburns 

An unkempt, overgrown feral ginger minge, when approached from behind. Advise you take a machete. From the flamboyant side whiskers of singer from 70s band Slade.

"...worse than Noddy Holder's sideburns..."
A man promised a Brazilian invades a rainforest.

Noddy Holder's sideburns by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008