carpet mopping 

The act of performing cunnilingus on a very well lubricated female.

Erica was so hot and bothered last night that I had to give her a good carpet mopping

carpet mopping by the J-rod March 16, 2008

Muffin Mopping

Without penetration, a male rubs his member on and around a woman's moist vagina.

Schorbahn: Hey Digs, did you get it in last night?

Digs: No bro, but I was muffin mopping the daylight outta her.

Muffin Mopping by ryandigneygetsdown October 26, 2012

finger mopping 

Cleaning the anus by rubbing it in a back and forth circular motion with the tip of the middle finger and slipping the finger tip in a few times no more than nail deep. Typically performed in the shower.

I used be worried about my freshness before getting butt banged but since I have a high fiber diet my doctor suggested a light finger mopping instead of douching.

finger mopping by Brien2 January 17, 2011

Chefs Mopping Bowl 

When you are having anal sex with a woman doggystyle, then proceed to throw up in the small of her back and then pull your penis out and mix it around like you are making a bowl of spaghetti. If you just ate spaghetti, even better.

"Hey Ladies, names Steven, anybody up for a Chefs Mopping Bowl?"

Chefs Mopping Bowl by FlintBeastwood December 31, 2013

boner mopping 

A guy getting fellatio. Needs a boner to happen. can be used in present tense: boner mopping, and past tense: boner mopped

Past tense: I got my boner mopped last night from some chick.
Present tense: You're really great at boner mopping.

boner mopping by Marchaels April 2, 2008

trot mopping 

When a girl is walking down the street and asks every guy to have sex with her aka trot mopping

Look there's that slut trot mopping down the street again.

trot mopping by Spice Killa July 14, 2016

Dry Mopping

The act of taking ones dry ball hair and running it across a person’s face (not to be confused with tea bagging).

Greg got really hammered and passed out on the couch night so the dry mopping commenced.

Dry Mopping by MarzRoidRage February 28, 2018