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30K Millionaire 

Individuals who make $30,000/year but act like they make millions.
Check out this 30k millionaire driving the low-end BMW, who still lives at home with his parents.

Someone who goes to the club and pays to get a VIP table, than can't buy any drinks because they spent all the money on the table.... What a 30k millionaire!

Someone who has a million dollars worth of stuff and is two million dollars in debt and makes 30-35 thousand dollars a year.

eBay Millionaire 

An online gamer that buys (with real money) currency in an online world (pretend money) from someone who's really good at figuring out how to make money in an online world.

The exchange rate can be outrageous... 20 million in-game currency units for 10-20 actual dollars.
Pythagoras: "That level TWO Cleric just gave me a million gold pieces for no reason!"

Fluffybunny: "Methinks I smell an eBay Millionaire."
eBay Millionaire by Anonymus Bosch October 17, 2006

Madoff Millionaire 

Someone who has gone from being wealthy on paper to stone cold busted after finding the millions on paper were either fraudulent from the outset or stolen.
Jack had been living pretty well in Miami Beach during his retirement, but then he turned out be a Madoff Millionaire, so now he works as a greeter at Wal-Mart and lives in a trailer.
Madoff Millionaire by PaulNYC January 11, 2009

80k a year millionaire

Someone who thinks making 80k a year puts them in the ranks of CEO's and Rockefeller. Usually seen driving a leased low end, German model car, and living in a mortgaged out, 300-450k semi-custom tract home in a master planned suburb.

Party Like A Millionaire 

A song by the dirty, electropop "scene" band Millionaires. It is labeled explicit by itunes and is controversial. It's very catchy and the music video is very racy. It is the first song after Dani Gore left the band.
I do what I want middle finger in the air Gonna party party party like a millionaire. Gonna dance like a slut, and I don't even care Gonna party party party, like a millionaire. Millionaire, like a millionaire. Tonight I'm gonna party like a millionaire

Lyrics from the chorus of the song

Drunk Millionaire 

A person who when incredibly intoxicated proceeds to buy round after round of drinks/shots for friends when out at the bar with absolutely no disregard for his/her bar tab at the end of he night.
Normally wakes up next morning in shock when said person looks at crumpled up bar tab receipt.
guy 1#: why are we out drinking with john again? you know he he gets really obnoxious after an hour?
guy 2#: yea i know, but after he's had a few he turns into a drunk millionaire and we don't pay for anything for the rest of the night.
Drunk Millionaire by lVluckluck February 19, 2011