Angry Mailman 

When a girl fucks her boyfriend with a strap on and throws someone else's jizz in his eye, temporarily blinding him. She then kicks him in the balls, swipes his asscrack with a credit card, then thrusts a Federal Express envelope into his hand so that he is hobbling around clutching the envelope with one eye open, thus looking like an angry mailman.

Susie: Hey, how are you and Brad doing?

Tiffany: That bastard cheated on me, so I cheated on him, saved the guy's cum, and then gave him an Angry Mailman.

Susie: Oh. Well, see you at school tomorrow!

Angry Mailman by toddsmithsteez September 4, 2009

misty mailman 

to receive a blowjob and after you cum in her mouth she spits the cum into your butthole (delivering the cum package) and continues to give you a rimjob. while shes rimming you, you fart and thus mist the cum onto her face

When Kara got back from class she said she was having breathing problems so i gave her a misty mailman to help her out.

misty mailman by Calhoun Hall March 15, 2008

The Alaskan Mailman 

When you take viagra, stick your dick in the freezer to make it cold, and start suprise fucking while yelling "mails here!"

My bf tried doing "The Alaskan Mailman" but he left his dick in for to long and got frostbite.

The Alaskan Mailman by HesitantBubble July 19, 2021

the mailman 

A daring sexual act involving a moving vehicle. Much like "road-head", the receiver sits in the seat while the deliverer pleases him orally. The only difference is that the receiver is in the passenger seat, reaching over to steer the vehicle (much like a mailman on the job).

"We drove down to the Kenny Chesney concert, and on the way back i almost ran us into a semi while my gal was giving me The Mailman. The other people in the carpool were frightened"

the mailman by moopsaur December 23, 2013

the angry mailman 

the angry mailman is when a girl is having hardcore anal sex with a male and suddenly gets off his dick and farts in his face. Some peices of poop may come out because of how loose her anus is. This action causes the male to get really angry and mad and chase her around like a dog would chase a mailman.

My girl gave me the angry mailman last night and now I think I have pinkeye. What a bitch

the angry mailman by DanaNicoleVanWeenan July 12, 2010

Backup mailman 

A person to whom does not contain the drive to become successful at ones job delivering the mail. Typically has a credit score below 500.

Hey Dennis, you working tomorrow? Nah, man. I am just a backup mailman, i guess ill order out and play tarkov

Backup mailman by DenisIsACuck May 9, 2020

Mad mailman

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Moxie and Jagermeister.

Me: So all the galsses were dirty, except the pint glasses, so I made a huge mad mailman for myself, then like six or seven more.

You: How's that turn out?

Me: Not etirely sure, but I woke up this morning in the midst a fistfight with my mailbox.

Mad mailman by The Mad Mailman February 21, 2011