bag of luggage 

Somebody who looks like a real snak, like a booty buffet; a thot with class.

You: Daaaaamn, Riya Sen, the Indian actress, looks like BAG OF LUGGAGE.

Friend: I must say, good sir, I yearn for her earnestly each night. Her beauty truly outweighs her personality.

bag of luggage by Chad Carnegie Roschild Chadson June 16, 2018

Crotch Luggage 

Ones junk, the male penis and balls
First used by Fez Whatley of Ron & Fez

For one to masturbate they would tug on the Crotch Luggage

Crotch Luggage by Mr crotch luggage November 5, 2010

whatever lifts your luggage 

Synonym of "whatever floats your boat".

Personally, I wouldn't have hired a young rent boy to come with me on a trip to Europe, but "whatever lifts your luggage".

whatever lifts your luggage by Grammalicious May 5, 2010

Brown luggage 

A term describing one's anal cavity as a means of storage and/or smuggling.

Bro: Man, I need a smoke hookup after this flight.

Bro 2: You didn't pack weed in the brown luggage?

Brown luggage by Tenth Doctor January 18, 2015

crotch luggage 

Slang term for testicles as coined by Fez from the Ron and Fez show, XM 202 Sirius 197, Monday - Friday 11a to 3p

R- "Is that a new term you just came up with?"

F- "Yes, crotch luggage."

crotch luggage by fletcherbv November 5, 2010

help with luggage 

Sexual favors. Specifically, gay sex acts with a rent-boy, prostitute, trick or escort.

I needed help with luggage so I hired a rent boy.

help with luggage by smashaduck May 5, 2010

Crotch Luggage 

male genitals.

Hulk Hogan loves to show his crotch luggage to his children. Fez loves crotch luggage in his mouth.

Crotch Luggage by C. Styles November 5, 2010